Eat Me

Fast food sucks. The fake buns taste like mildew and the fake meat is thin and cold. Pretty, trim girls often consider McDonald's a forbidden treat, reserved for nights of heartache or old friend reunions, but the truth is that like limos, the Superbowl, and Robin Williams, fast food is actually horrible. Did I mention the depressing staff, men's room smell, filthy tables, and subway car seats?